April 2010
10 posts
can’t live with em, can’t live without em… what are they?
I didn't write this
they’re both convinced
that a sudden passion joined them.
such certainty is beautiful,
but uncertainty is more beautiful still.
since they’d never met before, they’re sure
that there’s been nothing between them.
but what’s the word from the streets,
staircase, hallways-
perhaps they’ve passed each other a million times?
I want to ask them
if they...
one track mind :P
More Calculus Quotes from Mr.Kosler
You know, I take it back. I WILL miss calculus… scrambling to write down what my calc professor says! These make me giggle at 8am anyway. Now for most of these he said them seriously and doesn’t realize what he said.
“Something’s wrong here if you’re getting a limit of zero. …. …. or maybe it’s okay.”
“Now some of these are a little...
Doctor Logic
1. Patient goes to doctor with specific symptom: rash.
2. Doctor tries several unsuccessful treatments multiple times. note: patient is running out of insurance money to use.
3. Doctor does biopsy of skin with rash. Doctor gives patient a random list of things to do for sensitive skin in this area.
4. ugh. high maintenance.
5. Doctor calls patient a week later and tells them their skin is...
so when I was 17, it was dusk and I was working at taco bell. not feeling particularly attractive. No one was there and this guy comes in to order food. he was probably mid 30s. in a strictly non creepy way he looked at me and with a very honest tone “you have beautiful eyes” i remember it three years later because it’s one of the best compliments ive ever gotten. from a...
November 20th 2009
If I weren’t so shy, I think I would be a photographer and I would walk around ordinary places and take pictures of ordinary people and interview thema bout their lives. I read this post secret book tonight at the bookstore. It had this one where this guy found a piece of paper in an airplane magazine and it said “your time is now!” and I swear, I got this feeling like I had...
right.
I understand that I don’t understand. Isn’t that enough?
So
I’m pretty sure I just realized my biggest pet peeve. And it’s guys talking about other girls to their girlfriends. Now maybe this is just a necessary social component that I never understood. But honestly, if you don’t tell ME I have a nice ass, I don’t see why I should have to hear about someone elses. If mine’s not good enough to the point where you have to tell me...
